Saturday, May 19, 2007

Scott Needs

My friend Sheila has an awesome blog, http://sheilahiggings.blogspot.com, and I got this idea from her. I did myself first but it was nowhere near as hilarious as Scott. According to Google (an internet search engine), this is what "Scott needs" (in the order they appeared in the search results) ...

Scott needs nude models

Scott needs help from Maryland volleyball players

Scott needs to ask himself how he would have handled an officer who put concerns for a friend over the demands of the job. Then he needs to punish himself...

Scott needs this! Not so he can aim right, its to prevent him from pissing on the cats head all the time...

That Scott needs more sleep

Scott needs to leave Wal-Mart (that’s so funny – Wal-Mart is a supermarket in the States; picture a fat Scotty walking around a U.S. supermarket with a security guard asking him to leave!)

Scott needs to be shown the back door and he needs to go spend a year in meditation under the Dalai Lama

Scott needs a REAL SERIOUS BUTT CHEWING

And that’s just the first page!! I have never laughed so hard.

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